Top Ten Worst Reasons To Hate Obama

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They’re so bad, they’re good. As the fate of our country hangs in the balance (well, sort of) the passionate opinions of bloggers and wall-posters everywhere are being vomited, in awesomely atrocious ways. Here are 10 of the best I’ve come across. (WARNING: there is a bit of shifty language below; they are passionate.)

Awesomely Awful #10:

“Don’t worry Obama and Hillary are the only 2 dumbacrates that don’t have a chance of beating any republican.”

-Bill G.

This was his only statement. Of course, he’s wrong. He’s probably very very wrong. But he deserves so many plus points for enthusiasm, and a deliciously awful pun.

Awesomely Awful # 9:

“What I say to all Obama supporters: I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t stick my head that far up my a$$…

I loved McCain’s comment to Obama “I am not president bush - if you wanted to run against him, you should’ve ran 4 years ago”

Obama is such a smug SOB - every time McCain was talking, Obama was looking at him with a smart ass grin….he is such an ASS! And the blinking - I didn’t know a human could possibly blink so much - looks like someone who believes he is “over” everyone.

And Obama laughing at the issue of Acorn and their voter fraud. If Obama says “apparently” one more time………..lies, he just lies - I don’t trust him.

It sounds to me that McCain will be president of his administration - and if Obama wins then a whole group of people will be making decisions for him.

I think that if Joe Biden wasn’t running as VP, that he would vote for McCain. lol - I in fact also believe that Bill and Hillary will vote for McCain…”

-”I Hate Obama,” 37-year-old female on Myspace

Awww… she’s in so much in earnest. It’s just that there are so many legitimate reasons to call his policies ineffective and dangerous… and she hasn’t hit on even one of them.

Awesomely Awful #8:

I truly have hate and bitterness towards Barack Hussein Obama. His name alone should scare the hell out of people! What has America come to? If change is what they are looking for, they are going to get it.
Obama has socialism written all over him! God help us all!”

-Christina

Ditto on above comment.

Awesomely Awful #7:

“I hate Obama, and I’m black. Why do people think I’m supposed to support him?

I don’t support any politician because they’re all liars and for big business/special interests. It’s called Washington machine politics.

And I don’t care what color you are–if you truly think a politician has your best interest at heart, you need to have your head examined”

-Scrota

Triple score: points for racial reference, expression of political antipathy, and antagonism towards the reader! VERY good indeed.

Awesomely Awful #6:

“If Obama is the answer than it was a really stupid question you asked” - T-Shirt

Sure, it makes no sense. You can’t help but sort of like it.

Awesomely Awful #5:

“When the Stadium Lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek, columns are hauled back to some studio lot, what exactly is our opponent’s plan?

-Sarah Palin

It’s  zany, yes, those awesome details (Greek columns?) but in the end, it’s one of the most insistent questions that never gets answered: what exactly IS his plan?

Awesomely Awful #4:

“I am 12 years old!! After watching 3 debates I can get why Barack Hussein Obama is not the right choice!!! Okay…has anyone seen JUNO?? Well, although it is really unrealistic it still shows how women making the mistake of getting pregnant still have a love for their baby. And the women should learn from their mistakes the hard way. And i am sorry if anyone would get offended by that but that is how I feel.”
-Kennedy

Double double triple score (with bonus!) for pop culture reference… and another 1000-point battery-pack score for the fact that she’s twelve, and she has a political opinion.

Awesomely Awful #3:

“Hi. Barack Obama here. And here’s my Energy Policy. Wherever the oil
companies are allowed to drill now is where I wish the oil to be. The oil
companies just need to look harder and drill more holes out there. How dare
any oil company geologist tell a Liberal Congressman where the oil is. Being
Liberals, we are more enlightened than everyone else.
     Let me explain to you the secret about being a Liberal. We wish alot. And
we know that if we wish hard enough, those things we wish for will happen. I
learned that from the Wizard of Oz.
     For over 20 years in Chicago we have outlawed handguns and wished that
would stop all the shootings. But now we are the murder capital of the world. I
think the problem there is that folks just ain’t wishing hard enough.”

-IhateObama.com

It’s hard to take a site seriously that so completely abandons any attempt to be non-partisan. But at the same time, there’s a bit of method to the madness.

Awesomely Awful #2:

“People need to start reading the BIBLE because Obama just may be the antichrist.”

-Naomi

Strongly put, and jarring to hear, yes… but so very close to being a legitimate point.

Awesomely Awful #1:

“Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an
airplane He turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to Obama, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said Obama. ‘How about What Changes I Should Make
To America ?’ and he smiles.

‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to
change America when you don’t know shit ?”

-Naomi

Yes. Really. Number 1.